අපේ කෙල්ලො කොල්ලොන්ට ගොන් නෙමේ මේ FUN SMS,අමරුවෙන් ලීවේ හ්හ්හ්හ්හ්හ්කස්ස්ටියම එහෙනම් හොදට MASSAGES කොරන්නකො
1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.....
2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak
.4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi
මේ යාලුවෙක් මට එවපු 1ක්
Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na........
Lokaya wenas una, Yaluwo taraha una,.
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek. Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath… Niyama HarakeK…!!!
මේ තවත් තීනවෝ
Menna Punchi Magic 1k
menna punchi magic 1k. mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna. mulinma 1‐9 athara no1k hithaganna.
dan eka 3n guna karanna. dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna. dan newatha 3n guna karanna.
dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.
dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.
1. Sharuk khan
2. Shihan mihiranga
3. Roshan ranawana
4. Anarkali akarsha
5. Lasith malinga
6. Aishwarya rai
7. Viliyam kumaru
8. Devid becum
9. ( ….Obe nama.. )
ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa.
හ්හ්හ්හ්හ්හ්
Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.
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Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat, eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawaada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA. Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna. Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.mta ehema ewnna epa. Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.Jeewithe Aththa 6 K Thiyanawa jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna. . . . . 2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak. 4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna. 6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi
Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada? Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada? Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren. Mathakada api pansal giya ekata. Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna. Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata. Eth man eddi oya ethana na. Mama hama thanama hewwa. Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya. Mata kagahuna…. “Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…"
Oyata Ehema Hithena 1 Kisima Wereddak Ne Wessak wahina kota oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda? E wessata themennath hitenawa neda? Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima wereddak ne Etthatama oya Ehema hitena 1 pudumayak newei Mokada itin Wahinakota hema GEMBEKUTAMA ehema hitenawane Oya Pennuwe Neththam
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Girl:‐ athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei... Ikman karannakoBoy:‐ thawa tika welawak iwasanna Kauruth dakinnethi wei.. ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...Girl:‐ ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada? Boy‐: oya pennuwe neththam... Mama... Exam eken "FAIL" wei....plz Help me ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;superrr sms
Man Gena Waradiyata Hithanna Epa Oya kawadawath hithanna nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala. Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara. mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa eth meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba Mata aththama kiyanna hallo Oya tamath dath madinne pol mudden neda?
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Ada Vage Dinaka Nariyek
1998 ada vage dinaka
nariyek kama warjanayak kalalu
2001 ada vage dinaka
nariyek gamakata enna purudu unalu
2004 ada vage dinaka
nariyek nil saayam oluwe gagattalu
2007 ada vage dinaka
nariyek kaputekge keju kallak horen kavalu
2015 ada vage dinaka
nariyek wadakata nati sms 1k hari asawen kiyawanawalu
Pacha Warack Chakkare
PACHA 4 = KEPPA 1i
KEPPA 8 = BEGAL 1i
BEGAL 16 = MAYAM 1i
MAYAM 64 = GEHENU 1i
GEHENU 2 = LOKA VINASHA EKAI
Me Podi Lankawe Watema Maha Muhuda.
Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda.
Lankawe wishala ganga 12y.
Podi ganga 187i.
Aela marga 10502y.
Wishala wawu 27y.
Podi wawu 934y.
Diya aeli 334y.
Pokunu 8811y.
Lin 233867y.
Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?
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Magic Maluwo
..<:>< ..
.<:>< ..
<:>< ..
Me magic maluwo pinanawa balanna oninam
obe Phone eke screen ekata wathura danna
Kurulla & Kirilli
(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
‐”–”‐ “‐”‐
Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?
Kirilli : Baaeee
Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane
Kirilli : Apo Baaee
Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….????????????
(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)
‐ ‐”–”–”‐”‐
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Aththatama Kiyanawada Mata
Man meka oyagen kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane
aththatama kiyanawada mata
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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai?
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Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava Kiyanne Aththada
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Ne???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Ne???
pissuda Boru kiyanna epa
Hemoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka ne???
Borune Kiyanne Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada?? He He
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Prassna 5 ?????
oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota oyata godak kenthi yai.
monawada e prassna 5 dannawada?
1. ai late?
2. mokatada oyata salli?
3. ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?
4. ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?
5. ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?
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WASAGAMA
obatath 1k thiyenawa
matath 1k thiyenawa
obe amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1
obe nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha enamuth
srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida ekata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala.
ow aththatama a obe WASAGAMA
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Wasanawa Soya Yana Gamanata Ekathu Wenawada?
Wasanawa soya yana gamanata ekathu wenawada?
Thith peliya dige pahalata yanawita
obe ruwa mathu unot
oba sebema wasanawanthayek wewi
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. (__),.____
"\,/" )\
!!""""!!
ow oba obe ruwa matukaragatta.
obata ape suba petum samagin
thanakola mitiyak THEGI..
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Oya A/L Walin Passe Monawada Karanne?
Miss : oya A/L walin passe monawada karanne?
Student : badinawa
Miss : man adahas kale kauru wennada hithagena inne kiyala?
Stu : manamalayek
Miss : man kiwwe lokuwela monada labaganna hitagena inne?
Stu : Manamaliyak
Miss : Modayo.man ahuwe ammai thattai wenuwen monada karanne kiyala?
Stu : manamaliyek genawa
Miss : Modayo.ube thatta uben monada balaporottu wenne?
Stu: Munuburek
Miss : Yako..ube jeevithe aramuna mokadda ?
Stu: kasada badina eka.!!!
Birinda & Semiya Birida ‐
Eaiii me......mage hatta katuwa gahanwako
Samiya‐ Ko.... denawa... Thamusela maha lokuwata aitiwasikam kata karnwa.....
Me loke pirimi nattam
thamuselata hatta kathuwak wat gahanna kenek innwada...??
Birida‐ Ane nikan innwa...
Me loke pirimi nattam katu gahanna nemei hatta adinna onet ne Oiiii...!!!
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Oyawa Matak Unama
Oyawa matak unama mama gihin Hada balanawa
atakota oyage muhuna matak wenawa.
Ira baladdi oyage kadulu matak wenawa.
Signal aka dakiddi oyage suduwan dath depala matak wenawa.
Oyage katahada ahanna hitunama mokada dannawada karanne
PARE YANA BALLEKUTA GALAK GAHANAWA.
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;Dawasak rockt 1kui plane 1kui ahasedi set una.
thkota plane 1 ahuwa‐: "Ai ane oya ochchara wegen yanne" kiyala
Ethakota rockt 1 kiwwa‐: "Umbath passata gini thyagena balapan, ethakota ubatath waede therei!!!
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Akuru 4k nisa mulu oluwa awul wela.
"man eyata LOVE. Eya mata LOVE".
deiyane baLOVE.
daewadda hinda hiLOVE.
Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.
mama deviyanta karanne kannaLOVE.
Me balapiya boLOVE.
me wage msg kiyawanne riLOVE....
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Jeewithema CRICKET
Ape gedara kema uyanne ALASTAIR COOK
wahane geniyanne JESSY RIDER
andum mahanne ROSS TAYLOR
gedara wahane TENDULKAR
ekak Reta kanne CHIKEN BURA
SHANE BOND walin thama alawanne
MICHEAL MASON thama gedara haduwe
gedara gaala thiyenne CAMERON WHITE
pata lipata daane PAUL COLLINGWOOD
gedara sindu kiyanne YUVRAJ SINGH
Duwata kiyanne M.S. DHONI
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Poddak Ridunata Mokada
Boy:‐Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:‐Ane….mata ridei patiyo
Boy‐poddak ridunata mokada
Girl‐Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy‐iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine
Girl‐eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako
Boy‐ehenam kamak na sudu…
api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu
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KOLLA & KELLA KOLLA
'K'‐ Kiyana de ahana
'O'‐ Onawata wada adare karana
'L'‐ Lokukam nathi
'L'‐ Lassana 'A'‐ Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'‐ Kapati
'E'‐ Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'‐ Lokukam athi
'L'‐ Lanu dena
'A'‐ Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak
Issella Aachchi Ethulta Yanna
Grand mum : ikmanta ethulta palayan puthe
Umbalage miss pare yanawa Umbawa dekkoth ai iscole aave neththe kiyala ahai
Son :Issella aachchi ethulta yanna Mama mista kiwwe aachchi nethi una kiyala
Monkey Son & Mum
Monkey son: amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mum: sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali
dan msg eka kiyawanawa. eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..
oya apuruwata hinawenne kiyanna beri nisa.. :‐P
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Siripala lastida? lasti sir.
Pol tika pattewwada? Pattewwa sir.
karaththe lastida? lasti sir
Ethakota harakath harida? na sir eka thama SMS kiyawanawa
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Sir‐Mokada oya lamaya parakku une?
Girl‐Ane sir mge passen kollek awane.
Sir‐Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne?
Girl‐Ithin a kolla awe himinne!
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Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan ‐
Pissa1‐ ara balapan ara pissu yaka miduleoru padinawa.
Pissa2‐ eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1‐ mata hithenawa peenala gihinoruwa peralanna.
Pissa2‐ ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1‐ ai?
Pissa2‐ kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala.
Marenne nathuwa hitapan.
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Lassana China Adara Katawak
Meka lassana china adara katawak
Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya.
Ayage nama yoshi
itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.
dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.
Yoshi.‐shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw"
oshiti.Shaisen‐olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??
Yoshi‐ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!
Shaisen‐yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. Sayonara.
Yoshi.‐shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai.....
Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa.
okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?
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Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.
1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken
Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.
American‐ Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.
Indien‐ Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu
Sri Lanken‐Api Edath Kale Baluwada Adath Karanne Baluwada
!Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....
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Siripala & Deviya
Siripala:‐ deviyane Obata Rupiyal Kotiyak Kochchara Watinawada.?
Deviyo:‐Mata Satha 25 k Watinnea.!
Siripala:‐ obata Awrudu Kotiyak Kochchara Kalayakda.?
Deviyo:‐Mata Thapparayai.!
Siripala:‐Ane Deviyo Mata Satha 25k Dennako!..
Deviyo:‐MMM Thapparayak idapanko ehenam...!
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Husband & Wife
Wife‐ oya mata kochchara adareda?
usbund‐ Sajahan Mumthasta adare wage...
Wife‐ e kiyanne oya man marunama taj mahal ekak wage ekak hadanawada?
Husbund‐ ow aniwaryenma,
man me lagin hoda idamakuth gaththa, eth oya thamai parakku...
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Son: thatte ara sathage nama mokakda?
Father: u thamai puthe buruwa.
Son: athakota ara eha patten inna eka kauda?
Father: a thamai buruwage wife
son: ithin thatte buruwoth kasada badinawada?
Father: ow..
Son: pissu. mona rateda thatte buruwo kasada badinne?
Father: hama ratema buruwo thamai puthe kasada badinne...
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Sagaraya bandu ‐ Wedanavo hemin adu vena vo..
Jeevitaya gena A/L vetha yanna set venavo...//' '
Eada karapua, Eada liyapuva‐Papere enavo..
B) Ehema karapuwa Matak wei nam‐wade goda yanavo...' '
Apita kiyalat karannata haki imak pavatinavo..
Eka dannati samaharak aya‐pissu kiyavanavo...
D 'Perum purana‐ Samaharak aya univercity yanavo..
Hitagena siti‐godak aya hata yanna bari venavo...
'Api vate api desa‐ Balan hiti aya hina venavo..;
D Vibahagaya matha‐Ape diyunuwa Maninnata Haki do.....
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Girl‐ oya nidagena nam inne?
Ehenm mata oyage sihina ewanna,,,
Oya anda anda nam inne?
Ehenam mata oyage kadulu ewanna,,,
oya sathutin nam inne?
Ehenam mata oyage sinahawa ewanna,,,
oya dukin nam inne?
Ehenam mata oyage wedanawaewanna,,,
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Aunty:Hi baba!
Boy:Hi aunty! Ai aunty oyage bada pimbila thiyenne?
Aunty:a putha bade malli babek inna nisa ne
Boy:malli narakaida?
Aunty:na.aya hari........hondai.
Boy:aya aththatama hondaida?
Aunty: ow malli baba aththatama godaaak...... hondai.
Boy:ehenam mokada malliwa gille ?
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Onna eka dawasak 5 wasare kollek book shop ekakata giyalu.
Mudalali : puthata monada one ?
Kolla : mm... uncle mata b'day card ekak ona...
Muda : inna poddak.. (mudalali b'day card tikak genath dunna.)
kolla : apo uncle me monada, mata ona rosa mal tiyena ewa.
Muda: rosa mal ?? Kata dennada putha ?
Kolla : pemwathiyata denna...
Muda: (pudumayen) ah ? Mechchara podi kollekta pemwathiyo innawada ? Matanam wishwasa karannath ba...
Kolla: na na uncle pissuda ?
Mata nemai. Muda: ah, eka misak. Ehenam katada ?
Kolla: mata nemai uncal ape mallita...
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WIFE‐monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND‐ mukuth na.
WIFE‐mukuth nathi wenne kohomada
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND‐na mama me baluwe
meke "EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala.
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MEA EXCUSE ME MEA EXCUSE ME NANGI,
ME BUS HOLT EKA KOHETADA YANNE?
Bus holt eka kohewath yanne nea mama danna kaale idala oka thiyenne methana.
AH EHENAM NANGI BUS EKA YANNE KOHETADA KIYANAWADA?
bus eka yanne issarahata.
Habai reverse kaloth passata thama.
APO NANGIGE HARI GAS NE. GEDARA BATH UYANNE GAS WALINDA? ne haal walin
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Zoo News. Ahunada..! Sattuwatte Bombayak pupurala.
Sinhayek athanma marilalu.
Hitapu walassu dennekuge Kakaul kadila..
Un dennata tikak amaruilu
tawa Buruwo dennekut panala Gihilla.
ekek pare watila Ididdi allagena Uta hugak amaruilu.
U dan inne ICU eke.
Anith Buruwa Dan me Msg aka kiyawanawa..
onna Dan Hinawakut Giya Lejjawata.......!!!
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Gindara motada diya yata yana kimbulanta.
Thanakola motada mas katu kana ballanta.
Iniman motada gas uda yana waduranta.
Kellan motada pasal yana kollanta.
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Pissan Kotuwa
doctor:‐siripala thamuse mokada karanne.
pissa1:‐mama me adumak mahanawa sir.
Doc:‐ethakota ara yaka ai ara siwilime ellila inne.
piss.1:‐uta pissu sir u hithagena inne u lantharumak kiyala.
doc:‐ai ithin thamuse uta kiyannaththe u lantharumak newei kiyala.
piss.1:‐ onna ithin doctortah pissune ETHAKOTA MAMA KOHOMADA KARUWALE ME ADUMA MAHANNE.....???
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